Clear your diary for 5pm, UK time, Tuesday 3rd November. That’s when the secret shop link lands in your inbox, 15 hours before the doors open to everyone else. If you don't already receive emails from me, go and check your junk folder or search 'The Chaotic Empire'. Make sure you move the email to your inbox and, to be extra safe, hit reply and send something back - literally anything - hi, an emoji.. whatever. It tells the email Gods you want the email.

You'll get the time and date sent to you in the correct timezone for you so don't worry!

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